You say Tomato, I say "Lo-lo"

Ah the garden. We got a tomato plant from a local farmer earlier this summer and it has turned into quite the tree. It is nearly 7 feet tall. Since we planted it a little late it is just now starting to produce ripe fruit. Much to the man of the house's delight they are weird looking. One might even say "What the heck?!?". The boys go out to check the progress every evening. While dashing into the backyard one can hear exclamations of "LO-LOES!".